#like just a thought

[boneskullravenriver]

If there's ever a kane chronicles show in the future well... Let's just hope that doesn't happen given what we got for pjo lol

[just-wublrful]

imagine you were married to a guy who just discovered tumblr and who then proceeded to use that knowledge to create hyper specific niche parodies of famous posts themed after his previous occupation (he was a monk). what would you do then

[thefantasticfoxolotl]

Ok but what if Gabriel is the third prime soul

[moralchampion]

I wonder if anybody would care if Lance pulled the "Why am I so unlucky?"

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[ameba-from-space]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[littlemut]

[villainesses]

i read the script of s.n. behrman's no time for comedy and i'm going absolutely feral over this stage direction:

[He is aquiver with nervous tension. He has not slept; he has been drinking but he is not in the least drunk. Since we last saw him, GAY has undergone a thousand changes of mood and of plan—but one emotion has remained constant: despair in a conviction that has crystallized in him that his play is no good. He would die rather than admit it, but he is here because he can no longer endure the suspense of waiting for LINDA'S opinion. He wants it passionately though he has a sickening conviction of what it will be. He wants to hear it from her own lips, the death-sentence from her own lips, the confirmation of his despair, and get it over with.]

which would have led to this scene in the film:

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[blu-ish]

Got a Polaroid camera for my birthday and instantly thought of these losers.

[chamerionwrites]

When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute

[roseforviolet]

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[akiiame-blog]

Decided to do something a bit different. A local blue-collar worker finds a little feisty blue hedgehog and adopts him :)

[keikuri]

”why can’t we hate men and call them pigs? They oppress us!”

idk man maybe its cuz i’m tired of being hated by both the cis community for being trans and the queer community for being masculine. Maybe its cuz im tired of being treated like a threat. Maybe its cuz im tired of being told that i groom kids because i identify as male. Maybe its cuz im tired of being viewed as a woman by people like you. Maybe its cuz im tired of constantly being put under scrutiny?idk man maybe its cuz men are oppressed too?

Like i get it, a lot of men have hurt women and you’re tired of being treated as second class, but im tired of being treated as third class by basically everyone around me so maybe lets not hate me bc im masculine ok?

Idk man it could be a lot of things